We got to bust through some walls to make changes.
When the master of the house tells a lie, then offer him a chair.
Gospel talks about life's struggles, but you always feel like it recognizes these struggles and that you can overcome them.
Rule No.1 Never lose money. Rule No.2 Never forget rule No.1.
I grew up in a time when being a musician and learning to be a musician was actually very wonderful.
Consumer preferences for food have changed... Changed radically. I call them seismic shifts.
As an actor, it's more interesting to play a nerd than anything else. It's a lot more fun - you don't worry about 'what's my hair like?' in the morning or 'which is my great angle?'
Celebrity is a gift. I'm very lucky.
If you owe a big balance on the due date, send the irs about 40 percent of what you owe.
In the modern world there's no such thing as formality. A dinner jacket used to mean a tuxedo, you know?
It ain't as bad as you think. It will look better in the morning.
I love to mix it up. I love to keep doing different things.
Understanding listening is an epiphany moment for every improviser. At least for me it was.
We didn't invent anything new. Hospitality has been around forever.
The hours we pass with happy prospects in view are more pleasing than those crowded with fruition.
Below the navel there is neither religion nor truth.
A clear conscience laughs at false accusations.
The winner has many friends, the loser has good friends.
A fool's tongue is long enough to cut his own throat.
Time is a wealth of change, but the clock in its parody makes it mere change and no wealth.
When the sky falls we'll all catch larks.
Silence was never written down.
He that is warm thinks all so.
If you would shoot a general, shoot his horse first.
With money, a dragon - without it, a worm.
Silence is the voice of complicity.
Do not rejoice at my grief, for when mine is old yours will be new.
If the mountain won't come to mohammed, mohammed must go to the mountain.
Before telling secrets on the road, look in the bushes.
The eye that sees all things else, sees not itself.
