I hated every minute of training, but I said, 'Don't quit. Suffer now and live the rest of your life as a champion.'
Literally everything I do is either write songs and play music, or I'm immersed in my domestic life.
It's just so wrong, on so many levels it's just so wrong.
You have to bear in mind where Louis van Gaal has worked before. His self-belief is bigger than Jose Mourinho's.
It doesn't take science to know that when you have head-to-head collisions, there's going to be some effect.
Alive, ridiculous, and dead forgot?
It's all about the art, really, at the end of the day.
I don't believe in sensationalism, but I do believe in the sensational.
In every sort of politics, in history, it has its own problems, its leaders, its own opposition.
Whenever I do theaters, I don't like 'em. I don't think they're right for stand-up.
It's one thing to be funny in a tweet. It is another to be funny for an hour.
As chief selector, I did my best to pick new talent and give them proper opportunities, as they are the future of Pakistan cricket.
Your darkest experiences often lead you to your brightest fortunes.
I've never done stand-up in my life. I don't know if that's entirely interesting, but I came up in improv.
And some look through a broken spyglass onto the horizon in search for gold.
A little knowledge is a dangerous thing.
A little of what you fancy does you good.
A man is known by his friends.
A man who is his own lawyer has a fool for his client.
A new broom sweeps clean.
A nod's as good as a wink to a blind horse.
A penny saved is a penny earned.
A picture paints a thousand words.
A place for everything and everything in its place.
A poor workman always blames his tools.
A problem shared is a problem halved.
A prophet is not recognized in his own land.
A rising tide lifts all boats.
A swarm in may is worth a load of hay; a swarm in june is worth a silver spoon; but a swarm in july is not worth a fly.
A thing of beauty is a joy forever.