I do a happy dance even when I get a guest-star role.
To make a long story short, . . . There's nothing like having the boss walk in.
The cow is our mother, the ban should be imposed all over the country.
The name of love's fianc6e is divorce.
If you have a sleeping disorder, just get TyQuil Tyron Woodley, the gossip girl.
Women get normally attracted to wicked and naturally get distanced from wise as often seen and can be proven.
If I can run, I'm not going to sit out any game. I'm here to play football, not to watch and collect a check.
I would like to be on 'Dancing with the Stars.'
What goes around comes around in business, and it's better to help people out rather than bill them every time you speak to them.
We can make a difference. We can save lives. We can stop the genocide.
I ran on fixing the roads... I ran on cleaning up drinking water.
In a lot of ways, the make-up was the character.
I love working with an actress that you can just look at them and be able to react with your eyes and not have to do much else.
Baked beans are actually not baked, but stewed.
I don't give a damn what people say about me. I like me the way I am, and who cares what other people say?
Below the navel there is neither religion nor truth.
A clear conscience laughs at false accusations.
The winner has many friends, the loser has good friends.
A fool's tongue is long enough to cut his own throat.
When the sky falls we'll all catch larks.
Time is a wealth of change, but the clock in its parody makes it mere change and no wealth.
He that is warm thinks all so.
If you would shoot a general, shoot his horse first.
Silence was never written down.
With money, a dragon - without it, a worm.
Silence is the voice of complicity.
Do not rejoice at my grief, for when mine is old yours will be new.
If the mountain won't come to mohammed, mohammed must go to the mountain.
Before telling secrets on the road, look in the bushes.
The eye that sees all things else, sees not itself.