There is more opportunity to pick up something that has greater market share.
A misery is not to be measured from the nature of the evil, but from the temper of the sufferer.
The motivation for making movies is that people actually see them.
We must maintain strong defenses, military and spiritual.
If you go too near your relatives, they will not respect you.
Some very famous directors have started in the mail room, which is just getting inside the studio, getting to know people, getting to know the routine.
My style is like, if I were to time travel to the '80s or '90s, I would fit in, but they would be like, 'Something's off about her.'
Many a time freedom has been rolled back - and always for the same sorry reason: fear.
I have the improv background, but stand-up is different.
I'm not a virtue signaler.
If you look at all the pictures of women in magazines, everybody's got a forehead that looks like a billboard. Completely blank.
They say you should not suffer through the past. You should be able to wear it like a loose garment, take it off and let it drop.
He that has a great nose, thinks everybody is speaking of it.
An imaginary ailment is worse than a disease.
A successful man is built of 1,000 failures.
Below the navel there is neither religion nor truth.
A clear conscience laughs at false accusations.
The winner has many friends, the loser has good friends.
A fool's tongue is long enough to cut his own throat.
When the sky falls we'll all catch larks.
Time is a wealth of change, but the clock in its parody makes it mere change and no wealth.
He that is warm thinks all so.
If you would shoot a general, shoot his horse first.
Silence was never written down.
With money, a dragon - without it, a worm.
Silence is the voice of complicity.
Do not rejoice at my grief, for when mine is old yours will be new.
If the mountain won't come to mohammed, mohammed must go to the mountain.
Before telling secrets on the road, look in the bushes.
The eye that sees all things else, sees not itself.
