I try not to think about anybody's reaction to what I do.
I think you will find that with divorce will come happier remarriages.
I love my funny poems, but I'd rather break your heart. And if I can do both in the same poem, that's the best.
All religion seems to need to prove that it's the only truth. And that's where it turns demonic. Because that's when you get religious wars and persecutions and burning heretics at the stake.
The evidence is pretty strong if you have access to family planning and birth control, the abortion rate is going to go down.
He is blessed over all mortals who loses no moment of the passing life.
Thou art all the comfort, The Gods will diet me with.
You know you don't have to be the most popular kid in the school to have people acknowledge your presence.
If you want to hit your mother-in-law, be sure to split her head.
Church singing is a great training ground.
If you fall in love with somebody, then you're not even worried about your bills. Love can take your mind off of anything.
Most of my friends in New York are single women or gay men.
I travel a lot with work... To and from Cornwall and Bristol, so I find myself on lots of trains.
I am a huge, huge Regina Spektor fan.
I will make a conscious effort to pick up roles which give a social message besides being entertaining.
Below the navel there is neither religion nor truth.
A clear conscience laughs at false accusations.
The winner has many friends, the loser has good friends.
A fool's tongue is long enough to cut his own throat.
Time is a wealth of change, but the clock in its parody makes it mere change and no wealth.
When the sky falls we'll all catch larks.
Silence was never written down.
He that is warm thinks all so.
If you would shoot a general, shoot his horse first.
With money, a dragon - without it, a worm.
Silence is the voice of complicity.
Do not rejoice at my grief, for when mine is old yours will be new.
If the mountain won't come to mohammed, mohammed must go to the mountain.
Before telling secrets on the road, look in the bushes.
The eye that sees all things else, sees not itself.
