Bluffing is most effective when done sporadically; bluff too often, and you'll blow your credibility.

Slander by the stream will be heard by the frogs.

The heart of a woman is not united; it is divided. While she is talking with one man, she looks lustfully at another and thinks fondly of a third in her heart.

Men see only the present; heaven sees the future.

Zoolander was more of my own sensibility.

Zombies, mummies - they're disgusting and gross. You don't want to make out with a mummy. At least, I don't.