I don't party with my colleagues after work.
Creativity varies inversely with the number of cooks involved in the broth.
Customers want to talk to other customers.
You've never met anyone who likes Christmas more than me. I go quite Liberace. My kids have all got stick-on antlers.
We must speak our minds openly, debate our disagreements honestly, but always pursue solidarity.
I think if there's a great depression there might be some hope.
Honestly, going solo is the second best thing that's ever happened to me after my kids.
All my friends were going off to be professionals, and I said I wanted to be an actor.
A church is a hospital for sinners, not a museum for saints.
People complain when ads aren't relevant, and they complain when ads are too relevant.
Crime is written all over his face.
When you already have a following, people are more likely to employ you.
I've had these lips all my life, and I love them.
And I thought that was the best way for me to participate, because standing in the crowd and listening is a fantastic education, but it's not my nature. I need to be involved. So I did that instead.
In the nineteenth century, slavery was the greatest wrong, and government never stood so tall as when it was redressing that wrong.
Below the navel there is neither religion nor truth.
A clear conscience laughs at false accusations.
The winner has many friends, the loser has good friends.
A fool's tongue is long enough to cut his own throat.
Time is a wealth of change, but the clock in its parody makes it mere change and no wealth.
When the sky falls we'll all catch larks.
He that is warm thinks all so.
Silence was never written down.
If you would shoot a general, shoot his horse first.
With money, a dragon - without it, a worm.
Silence is the voice of complicity.
Do not rejoice at my grief, for when mine is old yours will be new.
If the mountain won't come to mohammed, mohammed must go to the mountain.
Before telling secrets on the road, look in the bushes.
The eye that sees all things else, sees not itself.
