My kids like their eggs with catsup. I like mine with salsa.

We're often portrayed as rich, spoiled athletes who play a game for too much money.

The Federal Communications Commission needs to listen and serve the American people, not special interests.

The right place to set your kitchen is in the south-east corner. If you never find an apt position, then you can avail the alternative of locating it in the north-west corner.

But I will say that most comedians are the saddest people I know. That is the biggest paradox to me.

It is not me who is to be noticed. It is my work.