Stupid can't fix stupid.
I want to do marathons; I want to do an Ironman.
The ugliest tomcat always has the most beautiful mate.
Just after I entered my teens I suddenly entertained an insatiable enthusiasm for the delightful habit of criticizing others.
Using a massive panel of pure sapphire for the front of a phone would be a little bit stupid.
Bad humor is an evasion of reality good humor is an acceptance of it.
I will be developing artists for my new label. The rest is in God's Hands.
The man of life upright has a guiltless heart, free from all dishonest deeds or thought of vanity.
Her political humor is sly and edgy, and it comes with a chicago accent.
Speech happens to not be his language.
I do prefer the stage. It's really the granddaddy of them all.
In a rally car when you put a 20 kg spare wheel in a car which is weighing 1,300 kg, you feel it.
Before my transition I felt trapped, and now I've been set free.
An intellectual is a man who doesn't know how to park a bike.
It wasn't easy getting 'GoodFellas' started.
Below the navel there is neither religion nor truth.
A clear conscience laughs at false accusations.
The winner has many friends, the loser has good friends.
A fool's tongue is long enough to cut his own throat.
When the sky falls we'll all catch larks.
Time is a wealth of change, but the clock in its parody makes it mere change and no wealth.
He that is warm thinks all so.
If you would shoot a general, shoot his horse first.
Silence was never written down.
With money, a dragon - without it, a worm.
Silence is the voice of complicity.
Do not rejoice at my grief, for when mine is old yours will be new.
If the mountain won't come to mohammed, mohammed must go to the mountain.
Before telling secrets on the road, look in the bushes.
The eye that sees all things else, sees not itself.
