"Age before beauty," said the devil as he threw his grandmother off' the stairs.
"Ahu" are stone platforms on which many moai sit. There are 313 known ahu and 125 of these carry moai. The biggest, Ahu Tongariki is 220 m (720 ft), and had the most (15) and tallest moai.
"All freight lightens," said the skipper, when he threw his wife overboard.
"All science is either physics or stamp collecting."
"Almost a hit," said the boy as he threw the stone at his dog and hit his stepmother's leg.
"Almost" and "About" prevent lying.
"Almost" never killed a fly.
"An egg is an egg," said the beadle, but he took the goose-egg.
"Android" is gender specific.
"Ascension Thursday" is 40 days after Easter and is when Christ was said to have ascended to heaven.
"Away with you, be a peddlar, a knave," says the hangman to his man.
"Bad company," said the thief, as he went to the gallows between the hangman and a monk.
"But" is a fence over which few leap.
"Come and I'll tell you something," tickles the ear.
"Come see me" and "Come live with me" are two different things.
I think I'm a natural-born leader. I know how to bow down to authority if it's authority that I respect.
You can achieve only that which you will do.
For us this case is not a case, politicians can talk, but at the moment if you want to speak about facts there are none.
Politics is human beings it's addition rather than subtraction.
There's quite a lot of bad stuff written about me. My wife even says a lot of bad stuff about me. But she is wonderful.
Government was intended to secure the rights and freedoms of the people; it wasn't intended to be all things to all people.
Kids love my knock-knock jokes, but after about 400 of them, parents hate me.
It's almost like when you're young, your friends take on the romance role, and then guys take on the role of your friends later.
As a director, it is important to understand the actor's process.
Gentility without ability is worse than plain beggary.
If you hear a voice within you say 'you cannot paint,' then by all means paint, and that voice will be silenced.
Lent, which seems so long, is short at other men's tables.
You can see heaven through the eye of the needle.
You can be funny or funny looking, we choose to be funny.
Obscenity is whatever happens to shock some elderly and ignorant magistrate.
