I have this weird optimism that when things are not good - like, really, genuinely not good - that we shall persevere.
I just want to be known for what I do, not who I know.
To change momentum they would need to hike by 200 bps as a minimum to change correlation with oil price.
When you are in a good frame of mind then the performance is going to be better.
You stick a credit card in a machine, and you pay $3 or whatever it is to get cash - your own money.
I have been in sorrow's kitchen and licked out all the pots. Then I have stood on the peaky mountain wrapped in rainbows, with a harp and sword in my hands.
My goal as a comedian is to sway people's opinion. It's not my only goal and it's not the only way I measure myself.
My mother made me do all the housework as a boy. I still do it, even in hotels.
Meritocracy is a good thing. Whenever possibly, people should be judged based on their work and results, not superficial qualities.
I got my first migraine on my first day of work in TV in 2001... It was debilitating.
Keep your nose out of another's mess.
My voice has been very, very produced, and very treated - but then, also, it hasn't.
But He Himself hath sealed your sufferings, and their thus saying condemns God, and His sealing condemns them.
To form our taste, we must neither depreciate nor imitate, but we should understand and originate.
I love cars.
Below the navel there is neither religion nor truth.
A clear conscience laughs at false accusations.
The winner has many friends, the loser has good friends.
A fool's tongue is long enough to cut his own throat.
Time is a wealth of change, but the clock in its parody makes it mere change and no wealth.
When the sky falls we'll all catch larks.
Silence was never written down.
He that is warm thinks all so.
If you would shoot a general, shoot his horse first.
With money, a dragon - without it, a worm.
Silence is the voice of complicity.
Do not rejoice at my grief, for when mine is old yours will be new.
If the mountain won't come to mohammed, mohammed must go to the mountain.
Before telling secrets on the road, look in the bushes.
The eye that sees all things else, sees not itself.
