Our bombs are smarter than the average high school student. At least they can find kuwait.
I am as frustrated with society as a pyromaniac in a petrified forest.
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
That is the saving grace of humor. If you fail no one is laughing at you.
Harry S. Truman had his moods. His birthplace is the only tourist attraction in America where you don't see Japanese with cameras.
I'm not an atheist. How can you not believe in something that doesn't exist? That's way too convoluted for me.
That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing at you.
I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants.
The past actually happened but history is only what someone wrote down.