If only the strength of the love that people feel when it is reciprocated could be as intense and obsessive as the love we feel when it is not then marriages would be truly made in heaven.
And roast beef and Yorkshire pudding is my personal signature dish.
I think trying to be cool is the worst possible ambition - and I have never suffered from it.
Sympathy for victims is always counter-balanced by an equal and opposite feeling of resentment towards them.
I find the fact that billionaires are quoted as if the fact that they are billionaires gives them some kind of wisdom is outrageous.
I try hard not to preach, but I get carried away, which is a mistake, but it's a risk worth running.
Yes, OK, farty is a silly word. I wish I'd never used it. I'm 34. Perhaps it was a word for my 20s.
I'm easy to work with, not a pushover, but I respond to criticism and find it inspiring.
My parents were secular. I am an atheist.
I don't consider myself Jewish. I am half-Jewish by race but not through my mother.
I think it is very difficult to legislate for morality.
I exercise hard and the reason I do is so that I can earn the things I like to consume.
There are lots of things I could have done for the money, but I've made a great living doing the things I want to do.
Comedy will always be central to what I do, it's just an instinct for me, but I am a writer and always have been.
I'm lucky because the strongest emotion I have ever felt is being in love, and that definitely informs my writing.
