I'll stop when I think I'm not doing good stuff. I'll never exploit something just because people like it.
I really like The Beatles.
My success, literally, is your success figuratively.
I don't think I've had a job since I worked for my father's construction company.
I'm just a giddy teenager who would like to break into show business any way I can.
I love Tim Minchin, Bill Bailey, and Hans Teeuwen, and I'm trying to synthesise elements of theatre into my show a little bit more.
Not enough comedy makes you feel something.
The quality of the work when I was 16... I've had my issues with it, but I've learned to forgive myself because I was 16 years old.
I'm grateful for every stupid mistake and dumb joke I tried to make.
I've kind of stopped valuing laughter as the end-all measurement of what I'm doing.
I don't try to call myself a poet. But I know that my stuff is pretty literal, in that the themes are pretty simple and on the surface.
I just have a problem with youth culture.
I like to joke about being gay because it's something teenagers would never joke about.
I became good friends with Jack Whitehall. I think he's great, such a great dude, and really funny.
There's only one rule in stand-up, which is that you have to be funny. Yet 99 per cent of comics look and talk exactly the same.
I don't interact with people much.
I don't mind having 16-year-old fans, but I hate just having 16-year-old fans. I want more diversity.
I don't really care about capitalizing on momentum.
I don't want to monitor my audience too closely, as that can really drive you crazy.
I don't want to put meaning on what I do because I don't know what it is.
I don't want you to think I'm better than people or that I know better than people.
I don't worship comedy; at the end of the day, I don't fall to the altar of comedy unquestioningly.
I enjoy stand up so much because I take time off, and then I'll be excited to go back to it.
I fully embrace myself as a hypocrite.
I grew up listening to Steve Martin and Robin Williams, so I didn't ever intend to be a musical comedian. I sort of stumbled into it.
I have a show on MTV called 'Zach Stone Is Gonna Be Famous.' I think that's a secret to a vast majority of America.
I have no real want or need to be a movie star.
