Bob Mortimer

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You see idiots on the net but on TV you can't really find them.

Bob Mortimer
see , idiots , net
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You can have a mate for 30 years, it's easy.

Bob Mortimer
mate
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When you've had a heart thing, a lot of the problems are psychological.

Bob Mortimer
had , heart , lot
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When you have a house full of children, there's never a quiet moment, so I like getting out in the garden for a bit of time to myself.

Bob Mortimer
house , full , never
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When I was young, having a heart bypass was, 'Woooh!'

Bob Mortimer
having , heart , bypass
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We're not scientific comedians, thinking like, 'Things have moved on, we need to do this, we need to reflect the world in this way.'

Bob Mortimer
scientific , thinking , moved
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We miss 'House of Fools' a lot. It felt a bit like a different and fresh show for British TV.

Bob Mortimer
miss , felt , bit
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We live very ordinary lives.

Bob Mortimer
live , very , ordinary
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We can write idiots quite well.

Bob Mortimer
write , idiots , quite
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They asked me to go on 'Hell's Kitchen' but I'm banned from reality TV by my wife. She's not up for that kind of tomfoolery.

Bob Mortimer
asked , me , go
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There's nothing better than just staring at a buttercup, struggling to make an impact on the world.

Bob Mortimer
nothing , better , than
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There are a lot of famous people who started out with us and became stars and I wouldn't swap my life with theirs for one second.

Bob Mortimer
lot , famous , people
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The wife and the kids provide my exercise, but I have to be careful because I have rheumatoid arthritis all over my body.

Bob Mortimer
wife , kids , provide
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The best part of our lives is just every day when we are writing.

Bob Mortimer
best , part , our
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That's the thing, you see, we were never good enough to write proper punchlines.

Bob Mortimer
were , never , good