If I've learned one thing in life, it's Stand for something or you'll fall for anything.
I thought of Second City as just the greatest therapeutic job anybody could ever dream of having.
All my brothers and sisters are really witty, and I would just sit back and enjoy them.
When a fan holds out Helen's picture for me to autograph, I usually sign it Linda Hunt - just to make their heads really crazy.
If you're authentic, people smile because they sense there's a piece of themselves there.
There's nothing funnier than religion. Try explaining it to a kid. I had it all wrong when I was a kid.
What kind of woman irons her husband's sheets? Even the clothes I wear, I just throw 'em in the dryer with some golf balls.
I grew up in a working-class neighborhood, so there was always a sense of struggle, but we had hope.
I think you have to see the high highs and the low lows to get to the core of what makes us tick as people.
I thought of school as a captive audience. It gave me a chance to work on my material.
I thought of Second City as just the greatest therapeutic job anybody could ever dream of having.