Guys want a 500 horsepower car. I'd rather have one horsepower - in a horse. That's macho. You go to pick up your date and you show up on a horse.
My point of view is that men are basically animals, and I'm okay with that.
I celebrate masculinity when I'm onstage.
Compare sending someone a text message and getting a love letter delivered by carrier pigeon. No contest.
There are so many hot, sexy women in L.A.
I don't know much, but I like talking to people who know a lot more than I do.
I've always wanted to be a brooding, deep, dark artist, but I can never keep that facade going for more than 15 minutes.
My parents were really nice to me.
Comedy is surprise. Comedy is not something that you can, necessarily, do twice.
If you're the Rolling Stones, you can sing 'Start Me Up' for 35 years, and people still cheer.
One of the beautiful things about podcasting is that I'm not beholding to some public entity.
Being in quite a few movies... There's always things that are changing about a film.
As an actor, you're never busy enough.
I'm always driven to keep doing something different and better.
It's always a shock to me when I get recognized.
