When I was 10, I went to the Junior Olympics for the 50-meter and 100-meter breaststroke.
Almost all the golf courses in Staten Island double as something else.
I'm really excited about Jordan Spieth. Like a great in any sport, when the moment is the biggest, he performs his best.
I honestly think that Donald Trump's only adviser is his doorman.
Montauk is a little more raw and rugged than the other parts of the Hamptons, and I like that.
The first joke I ever told on stage was a golf joke.
My mom was the breadwinner in my family. I always thought, 'That's how it is.' I never thought that was the exception.
I never came out to the Hamptons when I was younger - it was always a fancy and exotic place.
I'm a 12-handicap.
It's not an easy job to think creatively and then also have to think logistically.
I was at Harvard when Mark Zuckerberg created Facebook, and I begged him not to do it.
It doesn't get better than making people laugh and also making sure people don't go hungry.
When you're pitching movies, sometimes you know what the idea is, but you fully don't know the dimensions of it.
I love buffalo wings and eat them at least three times a week.
Each week, we might write 500 jokes for 'Weekend Update,' and ultimately, we can only do about 10.
I commuted an hour and a half each way to high school in N.Y.C. I took a bus, a ferry, then a subway.
