So instead of talking about theoretical ways of ending the war and violence, I say that we have to get rid of the individual asholes in each office and situation.
I feel most empires fell when they started to act human, but then look at Russia. They kept a pretty strong hand, and they fell from Afghanistan alone because Afghanistan is the graveyard of empires. I guess you just can't sustain it.
You know, the funny thing about Lorne and that show is that, you can go over one million things, but in a business of bean counters, he still likes to laugh at small things and creates a show around it.
Marie Antoinette was funny, I'm sure she was just misinterpreted. You know the 'Let them eat cake' line. She seems like she was kind of funny, like a Chelsea Handler or Kathy Griffin type.
You can't make everybody laugh. You gotta just do what you think is funny. Just be obstreperous to everybody.
People's - most people's job is talking about the future or like money not even in the present tense. It's not even paper.
You can't make money on Broadway. You make nothing. You maybe make like $1,350 a week after you pay out all the producers.
I'm quietly becoming New York's premiere actor. People don't understand. They have me pigeon-holed as a comedian.
I think people tend to feel odd when I do my act. Unless you are an ironic person, it's not a good place for you to be.
I'm always working on stuff. But they never materialize. I'm always working on movies and TV shows.
I'm quietly becoming New York's premiere actor. People don't understand. They have me pigeon-holed as a comedian.
Marie Antoinette was funny, I'm sure she was just misinterpreted. You know the 'Let them eat cake' line. She seems like she was kind of funny, like a Chelsea Handler or Kathy Griffin type.
People's - most people's job is talking about the future or like money not even in the present tense. It's not even paper.
So instead of talking about theoretical ways of ending the war and violence, I say that we have to get rid of the individual asholes in each office and situation.
That's the beauty of being a comedian - it's the one job you're allowed to do that. We're lucky. We're really lucky.
You can't make everybody laugh. You gotta just do what you think is funny. Just be obstreperous to everybody.