Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made president should on no account be allowed to do the job.
The mere thought hadn't even begun to speculate about the merest possibility of crossing my mind.
If you try and take a cat apart to see how it works, the first thing you have on your hands is a nonworking cat.
Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.
It is no coincidence that in no known language does the phrase 'as pretty as an airport' appear.
A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.
To give real service you must add something which cannot be bought or measured with money, and that is sincerity and integrity.
The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that….
I remember very little about writing the first series of 'Hitchhiker's.' It's almost as if someone else wrote it.