A man who calls bullshit fertilizer.
Preachers denounce sin as if it was available to everyone.
Get all the fools on your side and you can be elected to anything.
A set of rules laid out by professionals to show the way they would like to act if it was profitable.
A conservative is a fellow who thinks a rich man should have a square deal.
Blessed is he who talks in circles, for he shall become a big wheel.
Ignorance is never out of style. It was in fashion yesterday, it is the rage today and it will set the pace tomorrow.
In polite society one laughs at all the jokes, including the ones one has heard before.
The great american novel has not only already been written, it has already been rejected.
The news of any politician's death should be listed under public improvements.
The way to a woman's heart is through your wallet.
