I was not the popular kid in school.
I want to get so famous that I don't have to wake up in the morning. It'll probably never happen.
Comedians do movies and TV so that when they tour, they sell out. That's the goal To get popular enough so the place is packed.
Comedy is my passion. I'm going to do this until I drop.
When you leave, you basically want to go eat, because I talk a lot about food in my act. So when you leave, you leave hungry.
You wonder why I only talk about my personal life. But that's all I've ever done.
I found that laughter was a form of acceptance, and I really enjoyed that and I just - I crave it.
As far as guys who perform onstage, I love Chris Rock. I'm kind of jaded on everyone else.
I'm a big guy, but I'm really simple with the food. I'll hit the In-N-Out or just the regular buffets.
I never go perform somewhere alone. I've done that since day one. I've always taken other comics with me.
I usually travel with a posse. I roll deep. I travel like a rapper, but without the artillery. We don't carry guns, we carry cookies.
I wanted to be a comedian, and this is what I'm doing. If I can keep this going, I'm happy.
You gotta live life before you can talk about it. Sometimes when things don't work out in life, they work out on stage.
Believe it or not, I've got a really bad metabolism. One burger and I'm done. I'm not a guy that puts away 10 burgers.
I almost bought a DeLorean the other day just because. If I see something that I think is cool and I like it, I'll go for it.
