Having kids is the best thing that ever happened to me.
Every time I see my words quoted, I go, 'Yeah!'
Have you ever seen Michael Wolff? Now, this isn't a fact, this is just my theory, but he has a gay face.
I'm becoming anti-Semitic.
I think it's always healthy to replace the CEO every 10 years.
I think all indie filmmakers should just give up on distribution.
If you create a neighbourhood, you should live in it.
For most Democrats, politics is sports to them because they have no stakes because they don't pay tax.
Not one woman had any reason to vote for Hillary besides that she is a woman. They all wanted to vote for her... But didn't know why.
Once you have your schtick that you think is good, unless you got something way better, just do that.
Baby boomer media like 'The Times' is a laughingstock, and we should do whatever we can to ridicule it.
Cory Booker grew up rich in an all-white suburb. He's basically a white guy. His parents were very wealthy executives at IBM.
I'm like Ann Coulter in a way. I talk in public and on the record the same way I talk to my friends in bars. I don't censor myself.
I am a socially liberal libertarian who is not for open borders.
I want almost no laws, I want the smallest government possible. I don't want anyone telling anyone what to do.
Any divorce is going to suck.
Every old dude hates young people.
I would think Australians would understand 'guy talk' better than most. Definitely better than Brits.
I don't think the Ramones knew they were inventing punk. They were trying to be rockabilly.
Here's an important thing about all storytelling that young people, especially Millennials, don't understand - you need a third act.
I wrote an article for 'The American Conservative' about a new trend of conservative hipsters. I did it for a laugh.
I think that being a housewife is the most noble profession there is.
