This is my present, you know. My present from Mother.
She is descended from a long line that her mother listened to.
Praying is like a rocking chair - it'll give you something to do, but it won't get you anywhere.
If a thing is worth doing, it is worth doing slowly... Very slowly.
I wrote it three times - with a Thesaurus.
I wasn't naked, I was completely covered by a blue spotlight.
I have everything I had twenty years ago, only it's all a little bit lower.
I have everything I had 20 years ago, only it's all a little lower.
God will protect us, but to make sure, carry a heavy club.
God is love, but get it in writing.
