At a certain point, I had so much artwork that I decided to respect the art and present them in a nice way, not just on a dusty shelf.
You're never going to please 100 percent of women.
My family is funny. I think you're born with the gene.
When all my girlfriends were watching 'ER,' I was watching episodes of 'Kids in the Hall.'
There's a way to express femininity and independence and strength without going for hanging fruit.
I prefer social politics to politics.
When I started my career, I started with black comics Bruce Bruce, Mark Curry, Bill Bellamy. It takes all kinds of influences.
Getting to prove yourself in a room that's not your typical demo is an experience every comic should try. It makes you better.
I was always rewarded for being funny. I liked being funny.
My whole life, I knew that I was going to be funny for a living.
My comedy is a bit cartoonlike, if I really think about it.
The women who are pool waitresses are another worldly species. They're half-desert lizards. They never have sunburns.
I've do a lot of USO shows and do whatever I can to support the military.
Standup is a tough job and a gritty job.
I'm going to die unhappy. That's how artists roll!
My passion in life isn't politics. It truly is connecting to people and women.
My only agenda is trying to make you laugh and say something smart.
My hair is just like five pieces of very soft straw that needs managing. I touch my hair a lot, and that makes it crazy.
It's always nice to be paid to be in Las Vegas.
If a guy is just genuine and honest, girls gravitate towards that, and girls love it when you open up.
I've never been the kind of woman that hates other women, particularly based on their attractiveness.
I've never been a dirty comic.
I've built a career on evenly entertaining men and women. And I'm kind of known for not making either side feel bad.
I've been entertaining men with my comedy for many, many years, and I don't plan on stopping.
I'm really good at saying what other people are thinking and making it relatable.
I'm pale, and people need to accept that I'm almost see-through.
