After leaving school, I got a job in a department store not dissimilar to Grace Bros in 'Are You Being Served?'
There is no way in my right mind I would contemplate running 26 miles-plus unless it involved a chase with Pamela Anderson.
I have that working class fear of having nothing. I've always got one eye on what's in the bank.
Try telling people in the Seventies that butter was healthier for you than margarine, and they would force feed you with Stork.
The whole debate on what food is best for us is complex, ongoing and often controlled by vested interests.
Laughter is the best medicine - unless you're diabetic, then insulin comes pretty high on the list.
I just felt that 'Golden Balls' was the right thing to do. I didn't care if people thought I was a failure.
I learned a lot about human nature. So much, in fact, that human nature will be my specialist subject on 'Mastermind'.
Having signed a few autographs in my time, I always wonder what the heck people do with them.
The whole debate on what food is best for us is complex, ongoing and often controlled by vested interests.
There is no way in my right mind I would contemplate running 26 miles-plus unless it involved a chase with Pamela Anderson.
Try telling people in the Seventies that butter was healthier for you than margarine, and they would force feed you with Stork.
When you're six years old, the word 'poo' is the funniest word on God's earth, but this insults my intelligence.