If you were born really ugly like me, have no fear. There's steps you can take to be good-looking. Kind of.
I'm not an actor.
I make more money than I need, ever.
I came out of my shell in college.
I like to dress up.
I can pretty much justify anything as work if I'm reading the news or whatever.
There is no cure for ugly, but you can make yourself into a human optical illusion.
What I get to do is have fun in my house, by myself, and put it on the Internet.
I have had a lot of cool offers to move into traditional media, but I'm not completely sold I have to do that.
