I sometimes think my earnestness is confused for stupidity, but it shouldn't be.
I guess some people want to be performers because they want to be famous.
I just want to be able to be creative.
I tend to be a bit of a workaholic, but I also can't function without some sort of domesticity as well.
I want to write a studio movie, but probably one that's for me to be in.
I like dressing like I'm going on a date when I'm on stage.
I got great sex education, and I always knew that if I wanted to be sexually active, I had to have safe sex.
Using creative expression as a means to a professional end makes me curl up a bit.
I don't have any horror stories of trying to start as a comedian and eating it constantly on stage.
I tend to be really spacey, but I don't think it's because I'm unintelligent - it's just my imagination and a little bit of ADD.
I don't know exactly what's next. But I do know now that it's something rather than nothing.
I fidget and change my outfit a lot. It's really a way of keeping myself comfortable.
I have a big thing about needing to know that I belong - in my group of friends, in my family, in my industry.
It's important to say women are complex.
If I'm not the best aunt in America, then I don't know what's going on.
I waited my whole life to be a woman, so now my clothes are fairly tight.
It's not good for me to see things while they're being edited. I can be highly critical, so I try to stay away.
It was so quick for me on 'SNL.' It's not something I consider to be, like, one of the big spaces in my career.
I always thought that farts were funny, and I always thought that they were mine to talk about because they came out of my body.
It's exciting to play someone who is a bit tougher than I am. I liked feeling those adjustments.
There's not one type of stand-up, just like there's not one type of woman.
Don't think twice. If it's a character that you feel compelled to play and story that you feel needs to be told, don't think twice.
The experience of the human, male or female, cannot be completely defined by one startling, surprising, or gigantic life experience.
For some reason, I never watched Lifetime but just discovered it. I was like, 'Oh, it's all rom-coms!'
You are not waiting for your life to start. It's going on right now.
People want to see comedies where characters aren't sacrificed for the jokes.
Comedy can be a little brutal, but not in a satisfying way.
I think my friends would say I'm pretty goal-focused but whimsical.
