There is no post-9/11. Everything from now until the end of time is post-9/11.
The best ally you can have in breaking up a street fight is a grandmother.
Apparently we love our own cell phones but we hate everyone else's.
A universal draft is most often the instrument of Third World dictators.
Almost every venerable tradition at a men's club starts out as a joke.
Faith is like a kernel of wheat.
It's not a crime to get drunk.
In other words, New York has gone all suburban and bourgeois on us.
Discourse is fleeting, but junk mail is forever.
I AM a male chauvinist. Who's been saying otherwise?
If you hate what you're seeing, you call it sex and violence. If you like it, you call it 'romance and adventure.'
As I've said many times, the single most oppressed class in America right now is the teenager.
