Joey Adams

Chanakya Neeti - Eleventh Chapter , English Proverb , Manning Barish , Arabic Proverb , Chanakya Neeti - Third Chapter

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I want to die like my grandfather died . . . Peacefully in his sleep. Not like the other three people screaming in the car.

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want , die , like , grandfather , died
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Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you.

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funny
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Rockefeller once explained the secret of success. 'Get up early, work late - and strike oil.'

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success
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Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.

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wisdom
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Bankruptcy is a legal proceeding in which you put your money in your pants pocket and give your coat to your creditors.

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bankruptcy , legal , which , you , put
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A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.

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psychiatrist , fellow , who , you , lot
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Many a crown of wisdom is but the golden chamberpot of success, worn with pompous dignity.

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many , crown , wisdom , golden , worn
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If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business.

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business
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If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all.

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fitness
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A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.

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marriage
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Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.

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marriage
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The difference between playing the stock market and the horses is that one of the horses must win.

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difference , between , playing
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People are still willing to do an honest day's work. The trouble is they want a week's pay for it.

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people , still , willing