Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
No, nothing has changed in my life at all, and nothing would change if I had millions.
How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design?
We're first on executions. We're 49th in funding public education. We're in a race with Mississippi for the bottom, and we're winning.
Politics is the only field in which the more experience you have, the worse you get.
May the God of your choice bless and keep you. I respect Him as long as He does not circumcise me anymore.
Well, I just said that Jesus and I were both Jewish and that neither of us ever had a job, we never had a home, we never married and we traveled around the countryside irritating people.
I support gay marriage. I believe they have a right to be as miserable as the rest of us.
Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail.
I've always said money may buy you a fine dog, but only love can make it wag its tail.
I never apologize for the truth. And the truth here is that racists come in many different colors.
I'll keep us out of war with Oklahoma!
Musicians can run this state better than politicians. We won't get a lot done in the mornings, but we'll work late and be honest.
A happy childhood... Is the worst possible preparation for life.
You have to pretend that your life is a financial pleasure even when your autographs are bouncing.
I'm too young for Medicare and too old for women to care.
Young people are the key to this election.
I just want Texas to be number one in something other than executions, toll roads and property taxes.
I'll tell you right now. I'm for prayer in school.
And I think musicians can better run this state than politicians. And, hell, beauticians can better run the state than politicians.
We were a country band with a social conscience.
I admit I was drinking a Guinness... But I did not swallow.
I'll sign anything except bad legislation.
If you ain't Texan, I ain't got time for you.
The first thing I'll do if elected is demand a recount.
Remember Y'all is singular. All y'all is plural. All y'all's is plural possessive.
I don't apologize to people with an agenda.
I even went so far as to become a Southern Baptist for a while, until I realized that they didn't hold 'em under long enough.
