Remember we're all in this alone.
Don't be afraid of missing opportunities. Behind every failure is an opportunity somebody wishes they had missed.
I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework.
Sometimes I feel like a figment of my own imagination.
Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.
We're all in this together - by ourselves.
We're all in this together ... Alone.
I have always wanted to be somebody, but I see now I should have been more specific.
If I had known what it would be like to have it all, I might have been willing to settle for less.
Why is it when we talk to god we are said to be praying, and when god talks to us we're said to be schizophrenic?
I've always wanted to be somebody, but I see now I should have been more specific.
Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.
We are all in this together, by ourselves.
Why is it when we talk to god, we're praying, but when god talks to us, we're schizophrenic?
Reality is the leading cause of stress among those in touch with it.
We don't care. We don't have to. We're the phone company.
If you read a lot of books you are considered well read. But if you watch a lot of TV, you're not considered well viewed.
Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet.
Thank god kids never mean well.
Reality is the crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.
Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.
No matter how cynical you get, it is impossible to keep up.
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
I personally think we developed language because of our deep need to complain.
If truth is beauty, then how come no one has their hair done in a library?
