A bloke once yelled out 'You've got chubby knees.' I was 19. I've had a real complex about my knees ever since.
Any donation does make a difference. Getting involved is what makes BBC Children in Need so moving.
Believe me, you don't want to play to an audience of seven in a village hall in Cumbernauld.
Christmas traditions are important in my family. Being half English and half Polish-Lithuanian, we have two separate celebrations.
Comedy can become quite addictive actually.
Eurovision' lifts you off your feet - and, by that, I mean the absolute joy, total insanity and madness of the whole thing.
Every year the British public are so generous. It is really moving living in Britain. Fundraising is something we do tremendously well.
Family is everything to me.
Friends before work.
Funders, financiers why don't you support childcare? Make it a budget line in your productions and please please let's not be ageist.
Give more acting roles to 48-year-old half-Lithuanians who just don't want to be pigeon-holed as bakery presenters.
Hate showers, they're weird.
I bloody love transport and plotting a route through London.
I can hold a tune but it's a bit ropey.
I don't like it when people leave their takeaways on the street it makes me sad and it draws foxes and rats.
My siblings and I have got the worst teeth in Britain.
My kids both had Catholic junior school education, which I'm really glad for - it taught them how to be compassionate, how to be kind.
Mum and Dad have both got very well-tuned senses of humour.
Maternity bras are the Alcatraz under-wear. If they were a door they'd have a mortise lock, a padlock and the rest.
It's a blessing to be able to do different things really, I feel so lucky.
It was very hard not to get utterly and wholeheartedly drawn into the stories on 'The Gift.'
I've spent my entire life spelling my surname.
I've always done stuff on stage, so it feels very natural.
I'm very competitive about puns.
I'm not on Twitter because I'm worried I'd be really dull, which would be tragic for someone who's supposed to be funny.
I'm going to be 50 in 2018 and I figure that I should try to get as much in before then. After 50, you never know what might happen.
I'm bad on passive aggression. I know that.
I'm always ludicrously early/on time.
I would not describe myself as the best Catholic - I'm a bit of a cherry-picker. I like the community of it.
I wish I could play electric guitar.
