It was so cold today that I saw a dog chasing a cat, and the dog was walking.
Me and George and Billy are two of a kind.
We'll do all right if we can capitalize on our mistakes.
My goals are to hit .300, score 100 runs, and stay injury-prone.
Pitching is 80% of the game and the other half is hitting and fielding.
He's so ugly. When you walked by him, your pants wrinkle. He made fly balls curve foul.
He's so ugly he should have to wear an oxygen mask.
The first thing you do when you get out to center field is put up your finger and check the wind chill factor.
He was lost out there. He was the lost Mohegan.
I felt alone out there, like I was on a desert island. I felt like Gilligan.
These guys are so old they're eligible for meals on wheels.
What was the name of that dog on 'Rin Tin Tin'?
Going on twenty years, I've seen A-Rod getting better in different programs. He's one of the hardest-working guys there.
If you strike out or look bad on the field, we'd get on each other. If you can't take the heat, you gotta get out of the kitchen.
I went to North Carolina to play football.
I thought I had a shot to play for the Dolphins.
I'm a Clint Eastwood man.
I don't like to lose. I don't care where it is.
You don't think about the cold weather. I'm just going to go out and play ball, do the best I can, and hope the team wins.
Good arms are overrated.
Weak arms don't cause you to lose games. When you hit, be sure to get on base. Then no one will care about a weak arm.
It's all stealing bases and winning games. If not, go home.
