All my life - middle school, high school - I've always been worried what are people going to think.
All my relatives and friends have been pretty aware of my brand of humor for a while, so none of them have been shocked.
As a female comic, if you talk about sex in any capacity, you will be branded a 'sex comic,' so I might as well go full force on it.
Being pretty was always a very big thing growing up.
Everything I write in my show is a collaboration with a team.
I always told my parents, 'Just give me till I'm 27 to do comedy, to make it'.
I don't feel the same pressure to be perfect up there that I did in the beginning.
I have always been scared of confrontation. My therapist says it stems from my fear of abandonment.
I just realized I have probably spent more time in a strip club than Rihanna has, and that is saying a lot because she goes a lot!
I just want to open people's eyes to different things.
I knew what I wanted to do, so I was constantly working on material once I got to KU.
I like guys with a sense of humor who smile a lot and are kind.
I like putting myself in uncomfortable situations.
I never feel guilty or anything after a podcast; I feel better.
I would much rather be someone with high self-esteem and less funny.
Rob Thomas loves nothing more than for couples to go on dates, and he loves chocolates. Boxes of 20 chocolates.
I'm so glad I'm not in college anymore. I'm so glad I'm not having kids.
If anyone's going to bring about mass extinction, it'll be Donald Trump.
People are just so insensitive because they're ignorant; they don't understand, so they're scared of what they're ignorant of.
Things end in this business. Shows get canceled, or you walk away from them - but most likely, things get canceled.
I've been saying inappropriate things since I was a kid.
Nothing really shocks me anymore.
Make eye contact with cute strangers. Give guys your email. Email is safer than a number, or at least it feels that way.
I'm sure I've already made some mistakes that I'll wish I could take back.
