I've been making people laugh for 40 years, so I know how important it is!
When you're as famous as I am, stories take on a life of their own.
I do play drums when I'm on tour.
What I like doing most is making children laugh.
I must admit I like to muck around a bit; I always have.
You see I'm semi-retired now and don't work all the time, only most of it!
It was smashing working with Jerry Desmonde, he was a very nice chap.
Most of my comedies were low on budgets - certainly by American standards.
As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two.
I can never tell a joke, I've always found it easier to just fall over.
I have a folder where I keep all the articles the critics have written about me. It makes me feel good.
At my age, the radiation will probably do me good.
But no, I've just been very lucky. But I've worked hard, and the harder you work, the luckier you seem to get.
Of course I've done musicals here in London.
I believe in physical comedy, because that reaches out most to people.
I owe everything to the army.
I've done seven shows at the Palladium - long running shows I'm talking about.
I'm still constantly thinking of ideas. I don't feel 90. I think I'm about 12.
My comedy is for children from three to 93. You do need a slightly childish sense of humour and if you haven't got that, it's very sad.
I've been extremely lucky having been in the army when I was a boy of fourteen.
I was in the band as a boy and was taught music and learned to compose.
My father used to be away for months at a time, and he'd never leave any money for food, so my brother and I had to go out and nick it.
