When I look at what's happening with #MeToo, my heart breaks, basically, for everybody involved.
I love alpha males.
When you do stand-up, it's so autonomous I can say anything.
My wife left me when I was 28 in real life.
When I grew up, my model of God was like a lifeguard I knew He loved me, but He blew his whistle a lot.
When somebody comes across as authentic and genuine and sweet, people just want to spend time with that person.
I love Jon Stewart.
It's hard to control the things that are going to inspire you.
The idea of saying 'the handsome Pete Holmes' is preposterous.
Losing your faith is an essential part of having a three-dimensional, vivid, vibrant faith.
What people respond to is intimacy and regularity.
'Time to Move On' is my favorite song.
I saved my money.
The only Batman that doesn't need parodying is Adam West, but everybody else is fair game.
If I open a Batman book, and he doesn't look right, I can't do it. It has so much to do with the art.
Science would like to tell us that people laugh because of the benign violation theory, but comedy doesn't have hard rules.
I like squirm-laughing.
I didn't like talking about my divorce. I think I viewed that as something that was embarrassing or a failure.
Starting the podcast was an experiment. I wouldn't say I was very private, but I was probably as private as the average person.
I'm a comedian. Comedians are supposed to be jaded, cynical, angry people. But I'm not I'm a silly, silly fun boy.
I call myself 'Christ-leaning,' but that's primarily psychological.
I'm down with Jesus, sweet Jeez, sweet baby Jeez.
Joy is in learning to say yes to what is and to surrender into flow with what is, even when it's what you don't want.
Dorks are not exempt from bad behaviour.
There's something about a podcast that feels like two people in a closet with the lights off.
Comedians really are like a species. That's not to be exclusive. Anyone can kind of become one. You have to pay your dues, though.
