To see me as a person on screen would be one of the dullest experiences you could ever wish to experience.
My mum very much wanted me to go into the theatre.
Conversation like television set on honeymoon... Unnecessary.
A person can destroy me with two words. It can just be the way they say them, the inflection.
I feel ghostly unreal until I become somebody else again on the screen.
It depends on whom I'm with. Sometimes I start out in my own voice, and no matter who I'm with, I take on their thing.
Dad was convinced always that I was going to be a road sweeper.
I'm a classic example of all humorists - only funny when I'm working.
I just cannot take mediocrity. I just cannot take it on any level.
There is no me. I do not exist. There used to be a me but I had it surgically removed.
There used to be a real me, but I had it surgically removed.
If you ask me to play myself, I will not know what to do. I do not know who or what I am.
Finally, in conclusion, let me say just this.
I believe in astrology and the spirits. I'm a Virgo myself.
Women are more difficult to handle than men. It's their minds.
When I look at myself, I see a person who strangely lacks what I consider the ingredients of a personality.
