I was an usher at the Lyric Theatre Hammersmith. You had to watch whatever play they had on 40 times.
I'd kill to be 'Doctor Who.' Maybe they could make the Doctor two people? He has got two hearts, after all.
I think jokes can actually go to places that drama can't.
I'm good at finding things to do on my own, even if it's just reading.
I don't do much lying in real life because I don't get away with it.
Feminism is an attack on social practices and habits of thought that keep women and men boxed into gender roles that are harmful.
Basically I try not to knock other comedians.
There was a lot of terrible, terrible comedy in the seventies along with 'Fawlty Towers.' It's easy to forget.
I grew up watching British comedy on TV, really.
I'm feeling around for what happens in a post-'Peep Show' world.
I'm knackered. I'm knackered all the time. My stupid, tiny children wake me up at 548 A.M. Every single morning.
When I was 15, if Stephen Fry had advised me to trim my eyebrows with a Flymo, I would have given it serious consideration.
We think; therefore, we often talk rubbish.
We call ourselves comedy writer-performers, and that encompasses everything, and I certainly have a very open mind about it.
I've been sort of coasting on 'Peep Show.' So now it's kind of, 'When I grow up, I'm going to have to be an actor if I'm not careful.'
Very bad things follow when we kid ourselves that we're naturally rational, rather than the more humbling truth naturally emotional.
My childhood was as heavily gendered as any you would find in a working-class household in Lincolnshire.
My mother died when I was 17, and I moved in with my dad to make a 12-month pig's ear of retaking my A-levels.
I am a feminist. I don't especially care for the term, but there it is.
UKIP trades in the language of fear and division; it seeks power in order to reject responsibility.
Labour is at its best when it remembers its moral fury.
Don't get me wrong - intellectual snobbery is vulgar and gauche.
Religion is many things, but one of them, surely, is a way for adults to indulge in uncritical hero worship.
The strength of 'Peep Show' has always been that that it's quite traditional, but it's obviously presented in a very new way.
I'm a huge, huge fan of Chris Morris. I think he's a genius, and it is not a word I use very often. I think he's fantastic.
I spend far too much on taxis. Now, if anyone suggests we get the Tube I say, 'The Tube! I'd forgotten about that.'
It was quite an honour when 'New Woman' magazine voted me 88th sexiest man in the world. I think I was one in front of David Cameron.
