The idea of having a steady job is appealing.
The idea of Juilliard was that it would give you this toolbox full of skills that you could take with you and apply to anything.
There are no rules. Just follow your heart.
Spring is nature's way of saying, 'Let's party!'
I've had a lot of people tell me they watched 'Old Dogs' with their kids and had a good time.
I do believe in love; it's wonderful - especially love third time around, it's even more precious; it's kind of amazing.
Look at the walls of Pompeii. That's what got the internet started.
I don't do well with snakes and I can't dance.
The Second Amendment says we have the right to bear arms, not to bear artillery.
Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.
When I went home from Juilliard, I couldn't find acting work.
No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world.
Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they've got nothing to lose.
Spring is nature's way of saying, "let's party!"
If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.
I loved running, but all of a sudden everything hurt so much. I started cycling when Zelda was born.
If Heaven exists, to know that there's laughter, that would be a great thing.
I loved school, maybe too much, really. I was summa cum laude in high school. I was driven that way.
Winning an Oscar is an honor, but, between you and me, it does not makes things easier.
Comedy can be a cathartic way to deal with personal trauma.
Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party.
You have this idea that you'd better keep working otherwise people will forget. And that was dangerous.
I love kids, but they are a tough audience.
You can start any 'Monty Python' routine and people finish it for you. Everyone knows it like shorthand.
People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White House.
We've had cloning in the South for years. It's called cousins.
You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.
