An ideal wife is one who remains faithful to you but tries to be just as if she weren't.
Why is it better to love than to be loved? It is surer.
You can pretend to be serious; but you can't pretend to be witty.
There are women whose infidelities are the only link they still have with their husbands.
The little I know, I owe to my ignorance.
Even the most respectable woman has a complete set of clothes in her wardrobe ready for a possible abduction.
Our wisdom comes from our experience, and our experience comes from our foolishness.
The little I know I owe to my ignorance.
You can pretend to be serious, but you can't pretend to be witty.
An ideal wife is one who remains faithful to you but tries to be just as charming as if she weren't.
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
You can pretend to be serious you can't pretend to be witty.
A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take her off his hands.
I would gladly admit women are superior to men if only they would stop trying to be the same as us.
The best way to turn a woman's head is to tell her she has a beautiful profile.
