Lead us not into temptation. Just tell us where it is we'll find it.
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the 'up' button.
Any beast can cry over the misfortunes of its own child. It takes a mensch to weep for others' children.
Any kid who has two parents who are interested in him and has a houseful of books isn't poor.
You must pay for your sins. If you have already paid, please ignore this notice.
Just try to be happy. Unhappiness starts with wanting to be happier.
I'm going to stop putting things off, starting tomorrow!
I admit that my wife is outspoken, but by whom?
Don't watch the clock; do what it does. Keep going.
It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and say the opposite.
You must learn from the mistakes of others. You can't possibly live long enough to make them all yourself.
We should not permit prayer to be taken out of the schools; that's the only way most of us got through.
Lead us not into temptation. Just tell us where it is; we'll find it.
The simplest toy, one which even the youngest child can operate, is called a grandparent.
Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.
It's a good thing that when God created the rainbow he didn't consult a decorator or he would still be picking colors.
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.
