There's something sexy about a gut. Not a 400-pound beer gut, but a little paunch. I love that.
Usually comedy is only available to us ladies in the romantic comedy. That's why I hate romantic comedies.
I'm a true believer in karma. You get what you give, whether it's bad or good.
Racism, anti-Semitism, homophobia, sexism, anything Nazi and a boatload of other things have no place in my life.
Makeup is scary. When I do it myself, it's just mascara, and sometimes I forget even to do that.
Failing is what we do, or stumbling is what we do on a daily basis.
If you spend enough time with yourself in silence, you'll be surprised what goes through your head.
I've learned that success comes in a very prickly package. Whether you choose to accept it or not is up to you.
Does age matter? Time doesn't matter.
Great acting may be a turn-on, but it won't make me fantasize about the person for a week.
I have no desire to maintain a lifestyle. I am a horrible celebrity. If I am out in public I dress like a pig.
I've made peace with the fact that the things that I thought were weaknesses or flaws were just me. I like them.
I don't understand women who try to be glamour queens.
The joke or the pratfall is easy for me to do.
My parents were opera singers and voice teachers, so growing up, I admired musicians and dancers.
If all of a sudden someone said, 'You have five more kids,' I'd be totally OK with it.
Once you learn how to say no, that's about the only place that you'll have control of your work and what you do.
If you can't pronounce it, you probably shouldn't be putting it in your body or in your environment.
I would say if you are going to party, show up on time to work.
Every movie is a love story.
Don't corral me, and I'll always come home. Just let me go out and play during the day.
I can install toilets. I know all about the wax ring. I can tile floors. I'm learning how to do basic wiring.
My first review for the TV movie The Bionic Showdown said I was as interesting as a bus ride.
I've done all my tricks. I'm tired of myself.
Everyone does things for love.
Forensics I've always found absolutely fascinating. Anything to do with clues. And checking things out and solving.
We are all deserving of love.
Poop humor is fun. If you do the toilet scenes well and commit to them, they can be really, really powerful.
