The ultimate censorship is the flick of the dial.
Red meat is not bad for you. Now blue-green meat, that's bad for you!
The only valid censorship of ideas is the right of people not to listen.
When you don't know what you're talking about, it's hard to know when you're finished.
They ought to put an amendment to the First Amendment that says there shall also be freedom of hearing.
If you're ahead of your time, who's going to listen? If you're behind the times, it's boring.
I wanted to be in show business, and I was funny.
Our mother was so public - we always talked about her. But with her passing, all of a sudden we don't even want to talk about her.
We weren't radical chic. Jane Fonda embarrassed me. We belonged to no political parties. Basically, we were vaudevillians.
No comedian's wife thinks he's funny. The first few years of the marriage, maybe. I was funny as hell the first couple of years.
