Don't trust the horses if they run away, or the whores if they repent.
If someone hits you with a stone, hit him with bread; your bread will return to you and his stone will return to him.
The anger of a woman is mighty and the devil's trickery weak.
A bull went to impregnate a cow, and he came back a fetus.
He said, "my uncle is the horse."
The multitude is stronger than the king.
We praised the bride, and she was found pregnant.
After I saw what my mother did, I will never trust a widow.
He who is covered with other people's clothes is naked.
He who spends a night with a chicken will cackle in the morning.
If you are ugly, be winsome.
One hundred alcoholics are better than one gambler.
The bald woman boasts of her sister's hair.
The only difference between the cucumber and water is the moving of the teeth.
They asked the female cat why her kittens were of different colors; she said she is embarrassed to say no.
Who came back from the grave and told the story?
They asked the mule who his father was.
No one will say, "my father is incontinent." everyone will say, "he is a man of advice and wisdom."
Pretend that you are crazy, you will live.
They ate our food, and forgot our names.
You should have done it on the wedding night, you fool!
If your friend is honey, don't lick him thoroughly.
There is no blindness but the blindness of the heart.
If there is any profit in partnership, two will share a woman.
