Set up another case bartender! The best thing for a case of nerves is a case of Scotch.
When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty.
Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.
Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water.
Show me a great actor and I'll show you a lousy husband. Show me a great actress, and you've seen the devil.
I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison.
I exercise self-control and never touch any beverage stronger than gin before breakfast.
I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.