A tax-supported, compulsory educational system is the complete model of the totalitarian state.
I believe in compulsory cannibalism. If people were forced to eat what they killed, there would be no more wars.
Compulsory arbitration is a practical instrument of pacification and, as such, it can and should be enacted by the Hague Conference.
Since 1967, it has been compulsory to hang the Chilean flag from every public building in the country during Fiestas Patrias. The flag must be in perfect condition, hung correctly from a white pole or from the building front. Failure to do so can result in fines of up to 40,000 pesos (about US$ 80).
I like surprising my audiences, and it's compulsory to have fun and be silly; I never take myself quite too seriously.
A childish soul not inoculated with compulsory prayer is a soul open to any religious infection.