We are all only God's joke here having the same punch line.
A monks joke
We joke about David having a solid gold golf cart that he uses just to pick up the millions of dollars in checks.
People joke that our crop is pipelines.
Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee and I'll forgive Thy great big one on me.
A joke bombing on stage doesn't bother me, especially if it's intended to bomb.
It's hard to make a joke out of someone that's a joke.
Writing and telling jokes is my favorite thing to do, and I want to be able to do that forever.
I think I'm a good joke writer. I'm also very scared that the last joke I wrote is the last joke I'll ever write.
A good joke can work in New York and Kentucky.
I was a practical joker as a teenager and I still am today - you can ask any of my staff.
One joke coming from one person can land completely flat, while somebody else delivering it in a unique way can really elevate it.
As the old joke goes, I have all the sins together. I am a woman, a Socialist, separated and agnostic.
I joke about it being a millstone, but it never hurts to have a name that sticks out.
Fat jokes to me are always, always hilarious, as long as they're done towards yourself.
I often joke that I could write 'War and Peace' and make it sound like Geri Halliwell wrote it.
I usually joke around, especially on set.
I like jokes where people don't stop laughing.
That's life's big joke we all end up looking like Mr. Burns.
All the jokes in my films, the comedy, they're not me, I just try to hold a big mirror up to us.
On Anzac Day, coffee and jokes with a Turk might be the most meaningful and fair dinkum dawn service you could possibly have.
The best jokes take something awful and make it silly.
Venom was a joke in the '80s, their heavy metal music sucked big time, and I really have no interest in them - not then, not now.
On the set I make jokes I can't get too involved, or it turns into sentimental soup. I try to keep it light.
It's almost a joke how good I am at charades. Not to pat my own back, but I'm literally - I'm kind of unstoppable.
The joke may be that no one likes fruitcake, but if that were the case, they wouldn't appear on store shelves every holiday season!
I don't laugh so much at jokes and premises as I do at a guy who goes onstage and starts twitching and acting funny.
I always joke that, at any given time, I'm supposed to be at two other places.
Sometimes my colleagues joke and call me Hannah.
I cracked one joke and I was the 'Funkasaurus.'
