I know these jokes aren't great, ladies and gentlemen, see this is the problem you run into when you're between impeachments.
Ladies be seated, the party has only begun.
The ladies of comedy now are comfortable dressing up. It's not forbidden anymore.
In the past it was elderly ladies who did the dancing.
Ladies and gentleman, I've suffered for my music, now it's your turn.
Gentlemen and ladies are sure of their ground. They pretend to nothing that they are not.
We gonna teach the ladies they can still respect themselves and still be beautiful.
Ladies and gentlemen, I take office at a time in which the world is living in extreme contradictions.
Ladies seem very intrigued by a guy who is ultra confident and acts like he doesn't need you.
I have learned from experience with the BDO and the ladies tournament.
The number of old ladies who've beaten me up on TV is absolutely ridiculous.
Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. I'm pleased to be with you. (Pause) that concludes my prepared remarks.
New York ladies all look immaculate.
I have seen many ladies displaying different styles and different styles displaying ladies.
I admire the older ladies who carry on working. Look at Betty Driver on 'Coronation Street' - she's incredible.
I will miss the ladies and the passion of the Sun fans. I was proud to serve as their head coach.
Singapore ladies are very beautiful.
I hold the door for the ladies - I'm a gent.
My message to the ladies would be, you can do all of the things, but not all of them at the same time.
The problems with First Ladies is that you have to set the standard. My role is to be both star and slave.
The ladies looked one another over with microscopic carelessness.
Ladies and gentlemen, communism didn't fall. It was pushed.
I know I was known as a ladies man and all that, but even the thought of holding my heroine's hand made me break into a sweat.
Ladies love a soppy lyric. There's a real winner in 'Carry You Home.'
Ladies and gentlemen There can be no greater investment in Alabama's future than an investment in education.
I think a lot of ladies get quite scared about people like me, 'rock stars', and it can be hard to meet the right sort of person.
I sat through Ladies and Gentlemen, the Rolling Stones like three times at the Skyway when it came out.
Some ladies like muscle.
