Having a guy on a microphone yelling lines at you is counter to a lot of acting techniques.
Well I have a microphone and you don't so you will listen to every damn word I have to say!
I love standing at a microphone and making a room of people laugh. That's the part of the work I love; everything else is extraneous.
I like to hold the microphone cord like this, I pinch it together, then I let it go, then you hear a whole bunch of jokes at once.
You put a microphone in my hand on live TV, and that's just an opportunity for me to get ahead in life. That's the way I look at it.
If there's a microphone and a couple of Pink tracks, I'll step up. 'Get the Party Started' is a great start to any karaoke.
I have a microphone on one ankle and an ankle bracelet on the other, so I'm well balanced today.